Tuesday, July 8, 2008

FLIGHT CONVERSATION WITH A KID

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a Conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?''Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger, 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles'. ' she said, 'That could be an Interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A Horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff- grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a Flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is? 'The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea. 'To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

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